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Fractured AdWords (Draft)

Combine a brand and a slogan from each list. Disrupt the mental advertising landscape.

You make the Poem!

Disrupt the advertorial landscape!

I’m picturing the beavis and butthead band thingy. Ordered on Amazon.

You can have multiple

 

Why is it cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose?

Who’s Tom Green?

You know, he’s some dude from an Eminem song.

Teacher or chasing paper?

Brands Slogans (A) Slogans (B) Rap Lyric
Crest Look, Mom–no cavities. I love New York.
Coke It’s a bit of an animal. This World is Mine for the Taking.
McDonald’s
Morton Salt When it rains, it pours.
Nike Just do it.
Peperami
New York
Durex Lick the lid of life.
Orange The future’s bright. The future’s Orange.
Remington I liked it so much I bought the company.
Save The Children No child born to die.
Durex Reassuringly Expensive.Stella Artois
Hungry? Grab a Snickers.
The Independent It is. Are you?The Independent

I think when they are like this, so openly aggressive, you realize that you have a responsibility to resist.

The New York Times All the news that’s fit to print.
Timex It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
Maybe she’s born with it…
Fly the friendly skies.United Airlines

Sometimes they break it up for you in a disasterously hillarious fashion

http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/10/travel/passenger-removed-united-flight-trnd/

 

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